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Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:07 am
by MattTech
DoghouseRiley wrote:
Ron Rich wrote:Matt,
Don't know what to do with you--gotta learn you everything--that's the sound of "patina"!
Ron Rich



Love it!


Hush, ya "bloody bloke" - ya know Ron always likes to prod me. LOL!

Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:28 pm
by DoghouseRiley
From a current listing for a Seeburg SMC2.




"Fair condition but has faults. Can be repaired if you know what your doing."

Wasn't it ever the case?

Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:42 pm
by Ron Rich
Doghouse--
Yep--more "prodding"--
EASY fix--Purchase one of my "new fangled" MCU's for that SMC, and you will have the "finest" phonograph ever produced --and that, my friend, is NO, "eBay", hype !!
Ron Rich

Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:34 am
by Las Vegas Jukebox
I know this thread is for eBay hopefuls, but this Craig's List ad cracked me up: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/ele/4384697866.html

Perhaps the price is a typo? There are so many other mistakes. Like, who the hell is David A? I think David Cullen Rockola would be turning in his grave.

I do hope this seller achieves their asking price, because it will mean I can start selling my jukes for some serious money.

Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:43 am
by MattTech
The world is laden with clueless hopefuls, a.k.a Gold Diggers.

.....and I'm sure that fabulous "Rick - Ola was only driven on Sundays at church services.

Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:52 am
by Las Vegas Jukebox
MattTech wrote:The world is laden with clueless hopefuls, a.k.a Gold Diggers.

.....and I'm sure that fabulous "Rick - Ola was only driven on Sundays at church services.


Amen...

Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:22 pm
by DoghouseRiley

From a listing for a Seeburg Selectomatic.


"There are some great features like a coin slot. The jukebox is on wheels."



I love it!

Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:43 am
by MattTech
DoghouseRiley wrote:
From a listing for a Seeburg Selectomatic.


"There are some great features like a coin slot. The jukebox is on wheels."



I love it!



This is the result of the Dumbing Down Of America, and the morons we've got to live around.
I realize there have always been ignorant and stupid people on this planet, but jeez, gimme a break.
It's like me selling a car, and stating that it's got four lovely tires on it.

Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:16 am
by Rob-NYC
Don't laugh...On Seeburgs wheels are a luxury. :-)

Rob/NYC

Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:49 pm
by Ron Rich
Rob,
I disagree here--the "luxury" is having, "working wheels" :roll: , on ANY, brand, jukebox ! ( "shopping carts" too!! :lol: )
Ron Rich

Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:52 pm
by MattTech
Ron Rich wrote:Rob,
I disagree here--the "luxury" is having, "working wheels" :roll: , on ANY, brand, jukebox ! ( "shopping carts" too!! :lol: )
Ron Rich


Those shopping carts with "flat" tires - pizz me off.

Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:30 pm
by Ron Rich
Hey Matt,
I like shopping carts with at least two very small "flat spots" on the wheels--that way they make enough noise to warn people that I'm a commin', and to get the "H" outta the way !! ( not much I hate worse, then "shopping" !)
Ron Rich

Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:16 am
by MattTech
Ron Rich wrote:Hey Matt,
I like shopping carts with at least two very small "flat spots" on the wheels--that way they make enough noise to warn people that I'm a commin', and to get the "H" outta the way !! ( not much I hate worse, then "shopping" !)
Ron Rich


Ronnie, I'm sure you're hell on 4 wheels in that Market street Safeway.
LOL!

Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:42 pm
by Ron Rich
Hi Matt,
Been "past" the Market street Safeway ( Now owned by "Albertsons"--but not yet re-branded), but never inside that one ! Ron Rich

Re: More amusing eBay hopefuls.

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:30 am
by MattTech
Ron Rich wrote:Hi Matt,
Been "past" the Market street Safeway ( Now owned by "Albertsons"--but not yet re-branded), but never inside that one ! Ron Rich


Wow, and the one single time I was in SF, I stayed across the street at a friend's.
6 days there, lovely city to visit, even rode the cable cars and saw Alcatraz and Sosolito.
Hit the Safeway for wine after I unpacked and got settled.
In their wine/beer isle I was asked if I wanted to share my bottle with a stranger.
This, after a hellish 6+ hour flight from Philly!